Reset, readjust, restart, refocus.As many times as you need to.
Just don't quit!
The couples that are meant to be, are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart, and come out stronger.
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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
My brain? That's my second favorite organ.
Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.
There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Knowledge Strategy Execution
Motivation is a byproduct of action, not the catalyst for it.
Control your thoughts or your thoughts will control you.
Today is a new day. Stop living in the past.
Focus on the step in front of you, not the whole staircase.
You attract what you are, not what you want. If you want great, then be great.
Your goals should scare you a little and excite you a lot.
