Reset, readjust, restart, refocus.As many times as you need to.
Just don't quit!
Body positivity is as simple as making the choice to love yourself despite your shortcomings.
To embrace your whole self and not let others dictate how you feel about your body.
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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
What's another word for thesaurus?
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
Knowledge Strategy Execution
Motivation is a byproduct of action, not the catalyst for it.
Control your thoughts or your thoughts will control you.
Today is a new day. Stop living in the past.
Focus on the step in front of you, not the whole staircase.
You attract what you are, not what you want. If you want great, then be great.
Your goals should scare you a little and excite you a lot.
