Reset, readjust, restart, refocus.As many times as you need to.
Just don't quit!
The couples that are meant to be, are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart, and come out stronger.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
Now what state do you live in?''Denial.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
The world isn't fair, Calvin.""I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.
From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.
HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.
CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin
Knowledge Strategy Execution
Motivation is a byproduct of action, not the catalyst for it.
Control your thoughts or your thoughts will control you.
Today is a new day. Stop living in the past.
Focus on the step in front of you, not the whole staircase.
You attract what you are, not what you want. If you want great, then be great.
Your goals should scare you a little and excite you a lot.
